Funkanauts

PAY ATTENTION! An isidious organization known as the FunkanautsSelf described “Afro-Futurist” known to collude with masked vigilantesand Extra-Terrestrials, has released a collection of sinister, sesimicsound recordings entitled “BASIC INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE LEAVING EARTH”.Thickly disguised as something called the Funk, distribution of this“popcornoagraphy” is the final step in founder Jason “Jstone” Collins’prime directive:transport all “Funky People” BACK to “Planet Funk” Since establishing an oakland,ca. satellite base in 1996, Stone has managedto enlist the service of several so-called funkateers including;Ace “Barack Wayne” Alan- BassPatrick “Brotha P” Owens-guitar Reginald “Reggie B” Hawkins-vocals Ocea Vernon Savage-keyboardsJohn “Mac Fab” Flahrety-drumsJason “Jstone” Collins-guitar