"The Bard of San Francisco" as he is affectionately known by his fans plies his trade in the local artists' caffés and watering holes as-yet-unbulldozed by the inexorable forces of "progress" and "disruption." He will face down the Zuckerbergian hordes with nought but his trusty Takamine dreadnought and his barbéd poet's tongue. Follow him on his journey to the centre of human consciousness. C ya!